COVFEFE-45 (a.k.a The Moronavirus)

There is an infection in the White House that has survived every attempt to to wipe it out. 

 It is such a virulent virus that no vaccine has yet been found & antiseptic sprays & masks don’t guard against it.

This particular virus can be identified from others by its blob-like structure and its multiple fatty appendages. It is predominantly white in color with orange discoloration here and there plus a pronounced yellow streak.

When approached by any disinfectant it fires out a damage limitation ingredient that covers every trace of the solvent with a sticky mass of disorienting goo.

Virologists say this is the most virulent strain of this kind of virus yet seen and are warning that if it unleashes its full power no one in the entire world will be safe from it.

Although its official designation is Covfefe-45 most people know it by its street name, The Moronavirus.

How can you protect yourself from this harmful virus and how might you catch it?

1. It has been found that switching on your TV, especially at news hour is the fastest way to get infected.

2. Appearing in large groups near where the occupants of the White House have gathered is also a danger zone to be avoided.

3. Approaching, mingling with or worst of all, talking to white nationalists or associates of neoconservatives should NOT be contemplated under any circumstances.

4. Another dangerous pursuit that may lead to you catching the Moronavirus is to read newspapers such as the New York Times or Washington Post that are full of it.

Work is currently underway to fully test and release a vaccine believed to immunize people forever from this deadly entity... it is very much hoped it will be ready in early November.