S.O.B. | SON OF A BIDEN

What’s the deal with Hunter Biden?

A wreck of a human being given between $10,000 and $101,000 per month by a company in Ukraine in an industry he knows nothing about?

‘Happens all the time, no? What made him so saleable in his CV? That he was addicted to crack cocaine? That he was thrown out of the U.S. military? What?

It couldn’t be that he is the son of the man who was at that time Vice President of the United States, could it? The same United States that had manipulated the rioters on Ukraine’s Maidan Square in Kiev to bring down the president and government? That United States? None other?

He obviously has talents that Burisma can use. What are they? Good access and multiple phone numbers of crack dealers? Very useful in expanding the oil and gas industry in Ukraine, no?

Burisma’s owner is a fellow by the name of Igor Egorov. He clearly wanted to help out Hunter Biden in some deeply idealistic way as he saw him being discharged from the U.S. Navy for drug abuse. What a compassionate man! It just so happens that Burisma was embroiled in a corruption scandal at that time. What could it hurt to extend the helping hand of kindness to a man down on his luck and lacking funds for his drug habit 6,000 miles away?

At this time the lead prosecutor in Ukraine charged with investigating corruption at Burisma was a guy by the name of Viktor Shokin. Despite Ukraine being quite far from North American shores and Burisma being not all that big a name in Ukraine Joe Biden, Veep decided it was such a vital matter that he involved himself and attempted to get Shokin fired. He says he got him fired because he wasn’t doing enough about the alleged corruption in this relatively unimportant company in far away Ukraine that his son was (purely coincidentally) a new director of.

Finding obscure issues worldwide and involving himself is clearly one of Joe Biden’s favorite hobbies, yes? Perhaps not though as this seems to have been a one-off quite capricious notion, totally unconnected with his son of course?

America NEVER interferes in the internal systems of any sovereign nation anywhere. Only its enemies do that as you surely know well by now.

 No, this was clearly just one of those transcendental mysteries of cosmic synchronicity.

 Who could possibly make some untoward assertions of influence peddling. Heaven forfend!