BIDEN’S BOMBS

Biden’s bombs will arrive fully sanctified by the coalition of the killing.

Accept no substitutes.

Die grateful, assured that only white western elites, sanctified by their democratically imbued voters killed you.

The family members left behind to grieve can be consoled that your killer-in-chief was a nice old man with a grey scalp known as Joe. It’s called kindly killing.

Biden’s bombs will land singing Christmas carols as they whistle down on you.

Gather the colorful garlands they are swathed in heralding bountiful human rights. Find joy in the greetings they bring of better times to come with all your new freedoms. No need to dig into the hard soil around you... these missiles come with instant cremation. An added bonus is the plentiful supply of fresh meat scraps for your pets and farm animals. Be glad, the USA gives you such a bounteous supply of gifts!

All the liberal-minded folks here in the land of the “free” with their emphasis on human rights, democracy and openness are sending you a fast track route to a similar heavenly domain.

Aren’t you overjoyed not to be killed by Bush Cluster Choppers, Obama Death Drones and Trump Cruise Crunchers?

Now you are to be rewarded for all your pains by Biden’s Bone-Busting Bombs.

Aren’t you suitably grateful for these “small” mercies?

How about a big smile for the guys back in Nevada?

And of course for the new American saint, Joe ‘The Bomb’ Biden.